Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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