Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
