I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You dont lie about slip and slides
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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