Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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