what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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