I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Please, let me fuck your mom
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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