it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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