If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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