Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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