normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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