so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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