i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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