Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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