oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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