We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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