What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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