So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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