Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Man, jail baloney is awful.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Randomize
