i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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