we have officially lost it.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I understand Curling. That high.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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