OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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