just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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