So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He has the fingertips of a God
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