There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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