i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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