Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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