i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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