Three words: puerto rican gang bang
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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