Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
