? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
im holly from the hills drunk
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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