just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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