I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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