We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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