How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
