Nicole vs. Life
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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