i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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