brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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