In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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