Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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