The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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