Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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