who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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