I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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