you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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