dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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