All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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