hotel room ftw
My first STD was from a foam party
he shaved USA in his pubs
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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