i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It's blow job season.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Randomize
