Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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