used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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